Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)

Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...

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Ball Satchel

In the same family as Banana Hammock. A word describing the actual functionality of men's underwear in general. Garments can range from the Banana Hammonck to tighty whities to boxers and boxer briefs.

Uhhh....all right...who left thier nasty ball satchels all over the bathroom?!?

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buffalo satchel

A large scrotum. One for holding large testicles. Often times associated with elephantitis on the male gonads. Also used as a term to describe someone who is brave or courageous.

Man, that dude has some big balls, bet he carries them in a buffalo satchel!

Marines have to have buffalo satchels when they go into war.

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Cock Satchel

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Penis Luggage.

Smart off to me again and I'll smack you in the cock satchel!

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sex-satchel

To carry along supplies for spontanious sex, and for the supplies to have their own place.

I saw Sarah was always carrying around a fanny-pack, but when I saw what she kept in there, I realized it was a sex-satchel!

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douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

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golden satchel

when someone pees on your ball sack

joey has been given a golden satchel by carol the lunch lady

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