Billy Sauna

noun; A term for a small primitive structure found all over ski hills, in which people go to smoke marijuana. Derived from the word "hillbilly" used to describe the stoned Montanan mountain folk that originally built these ancient saunas billions of years ago to survive the extinction of the dinosaurs. Usually built from from logs and tarp, these structures protect users from wind in order to provide an optimum lighter operating environment.

Person 1: "Alright, I'm beat. Lets hit the sauna."
Person 2: "Hot sauna or Billy Sauna? Either way I'm gonna pass out."

Sauna Clit

When a clitorus becomes engorged with blood or swollen while sitting in a steam room or sauna.

I have some epic sauna clit from sitting in that steam room.

European Sauna

When an all-male group decide to have a nude sauna, continually referring to it as being very "European" as opposed to being very gay.

Hey this place is hot! Whoa, why has John got his pants off? I didn't realise we were having a European Sauna, but don't worry i'm cool.

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Dirty Sauna

To expel diarrhea right before climax during intense, sweaty sexual intercourse in an enclosed room with little to no ventilation.

You: Yo dude, I was boning this chick in South Florida. We had no A/C and it was fuckin' hot, so I pulled a dirty sauna on the bitch.
Friend: Say what?
You: Yeah man, she was a freak though, so she was lovin' it!
Friend: You're fuckin' nasty, bro.

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Ukranian Sauna

When your Ukranian roommate takes a two hour shit in the shared bathroom using no less than half a roll of toilet paper - complete with grunting noises - then closes the door when he exits because he is afraid of the smell. However, contrary to his efforts to decrease the smell of ambient shit, the bathroom becomes an olfactory cesspool.

I couldn't even shower this morning due to Roman's Ukranian Sauna. Oh yeah, and we need more toilet paper.

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tijuana sauna

the act of holding the window lock down as you fart in an enclosed automobile with the heat on.

i totally pulled a tijuana sauna with my old lady in the car, it was viscious

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Fudge Sauna

The act of taking a shower immediately after defecating in the same bathroom; creating a dense, hot and thick air. Usually, all windows and possible exits for steam are closed.

I've been baking this turd all night and it's ready to go. I'm off for a Fudge Sauna.

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