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To sweat and drool on yourself while sleeping, resulting in being hot and sticky when you wake up.
Person A: Damn son, you look like you got jacked!
Person B: Naw man, I was just woke up from a sauna nap.
Aka: penis sauna.
Warm, wet vagina.
"My index and middle finger have an appointment with the finger sauna tonight."
"Is your penis sauna open to the public? Or is it private and only invitational?"
T.P.
When an all-male group decide to have a nude sauna, continually referring to it as being very "European" as opposed to being very gay.
Hey this place is hot! Whoa, why has John got his pants off? I didn't realise we were having a European Sauna, but don't worry i'm cool.
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To expel diarrhea right before climax during intense, sweaty sexual intercourse in an enclosed room with little to no ventilation.
You: Yo dude, I was boning this chick in South Florida. We had no A/C and it was fuckin' hot, so I pulled a dirty sauna on the bitch.
Friend: Say what?
You: Yeah man, she was a freak though, so she was lovin' it!
Friend: You're fuckin' nasty, bro.
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When your Ukranian roommate takes a two hour shit in the shared bathroom using no less than half a roll of toilet paper - complete with grunting noises - then closes the door when he exits because he is afraid of the smell. However, contrary to his efforts to decrease the smell of ambient shit, the bathroom becomes an olfactory cesspool.
I couldn't even shower this morning due to Roman's Ukranian Sauna. Oh yeah, and we need more toilet paper.
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the act of holding the window lock down as you fart in an enclosed automobile with the heat on.
i totally pulled a tijuana sauna with my old lady in the car, it was viscious
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The act of taking a shower immediately after defecating in the same bathroom; creating a dense, hot and thick air. Usually, all windows and possible exits for steam are closed.
I've been baking this turd all night and it's ready to go. I'm off for a Fudge Sauna.
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