It's like the unicorn, but with maple syrup.
Unicorn
Samantha gave Tom a canadian saxophone
another term for jerkin off
josh: hey bro what did you do last night”
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!
Using a saxophone with malicious intent.
"why is Ronald McDonald beating a truck with a saxophone? That's just saxophonism."
One of the worst instruments ever created, only people who think careless whisper is a slow dance song like this instrument. People who like this instrument have a 100% chance of dying alone.
Person 1: did you here that Jerry plays saxophone?
Person 2: yeah I knew he was stupid.
A shiny woodwind instrument that disguised itself as a brass instrument, who is the protagonist of a band and the redundant of an orchestra.
The alto saxophone player is found dead after the concert ends. The triangle player is made the suspect for sneaking off the stage after the fourteenth bar.