The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”
Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?
a mixed drink with orangina and vodka. like a regular screwdriver, but fizzy
"Hey, I'll take a fizzy screwdriver."
-"Good choice dude, that orangina stuff is delicious"
When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.
"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"
In Philadelphia, vodka and Sunny D mixed to make a cloyingly sweet smasher. Drinking them as fast as you can is a baaaaad idea.
Oh God, three ghetto screwdrivers last night. Now gnomes are mining the inside of my skull and I can't move my legs.
A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.
'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'
dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'
Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.
Hey man, I just gave my girl a ‘vaginal screwdriver’ and I have to finish the job.
A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!
I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.