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Tallahassee Screwdriver

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”

Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?

by antfuck June 26, 2018


fizzy screwdriver

a mixed drink with orangina and vodka. like a regular screwdriver, but fizzy

"Hey, I'll take a fizzy screwdriver."

-"Good choice dude, that orangina stuff is delicious"

by Dolly Partyon July 25, 2011


German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 16, 2021


ghetto screwdriver

In Philadelphia, vodka and Sunny D mixed to make a cloyingly sweet smasher. Drinking them as fast as you can is a baaaaad idea.

Oh God, three ghetto screwdrivers last night. Now gnomes are mining the inside of my skull and I can't move my legs.

by Doc Sportscar October 29, 2012


Bullet Screwdriver

A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.

'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'

dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'

by gibbonfelch June 22, 2011


Vaginal screwdriver

Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.

Hey man, I just gave my girl a ‘vaginal screwdriver’ and I have to finish the job.

by Butchershy January 1, 2023


Swedish Screwdriver

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!

I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.

by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020