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Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).
Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!
When the women pushes her period lining into a mans asshole
She really wanted to try Seahorse Style last night. I was scared for my life
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When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach
I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day
when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.
The most epic sauciest guy to ever exist he has a fantastic sense of humour and finds playing pranks and jokes on people his favourite hobby he is kind to everyone including people who don’t deserve his kindness aka fat thing he likes to say ARGHHHHHHHHH and is in love with his best friend! To have a seahorse in your life is a great honour and should not be taken for granted :)
Friend: “don’t touch my car”
Seahorse: “I do what I want”
When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.
She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.