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When you go to the toilet with the purpose of excreting feces, you tell your friends that you are going to the second front (clash of two forces in a fierce,everlasting, epic battle).
In WW2 the second front started with D-Day.
"Sudden attack, roaring flack canons give birth to throngs of dark clouds in the sky, the air, over saturated with the smell of gunpower, big planes piercing trough the fog with one goal, DROP THE BOMB."
To finish, I will quote Napoleon, a man with deep understanding of the human nature:
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."
Petar: I am going to the second front.
Jim: Watch your ass mate, it is a bloody war out there.
Petar: I know it is hard, but it is my responsibility to do this.
Jim: Godspeed brother.
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a really crappy wannabe punk band from brentwood bay, canada
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Used as an expression to say that something is easy and should not take too Long to complete
Panda:This one 30 seconds no need to think just do! Y’all are 9sub class somemore!
Kaixiang: >__> 👌🏻
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Imma cut ya, give ya a second smile really nice.
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When two Asians cross paths, the extra moment or double take they spend looking at each other to check if they are friends or already know each other.
Kevin: Why didn't you say hi to Lily when she walked by?
Jennifer: Oh, weird - I had an asian second but didn't recognize her at all!
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After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.
"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."
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nanolympic second (noun): the irrationally and unreasonably short period of time in which a casual or even first-time observer of obscure Olympic sports will become convinced that he or she has mastered the subtle nuances and intricacies of the sport to the point where he or she believes to be able to speak authoritatively about said sport.
Jane: Ooooh, that form break on her inward two and a half is probably going to cost our diver a medal.
Fred: Well, it seems it’s to have only taken you all of a nanolympic second to become a preeminent authority on diving, which is pretty amazing since you haven’t seen someone so much as fall into a pool in your entire life.