When you press your ass against a womanβs ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.
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That feeling you get when your around a lot of drunk people,mainly during st.paddy's day
symptoms:dizziness,blurred vison,slurred speaking,ect.
"Man im so dizzy, i havent even drunk anything,theres to many buzzed people"
"You've probably have Secondhand Drunk!!"
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A threesome in which only two people are involved at any one time, but are connected by the person in the middle.
My secondhand threesome with Pence was so awesome. By the time it was my turn again I had fully completed a rubix cube! I feel so multi-talented!
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n. The scent of pussy when smelled on another man's finger, as typically seen among teenage males
Will: Have you seen Adam and George Lee's new handshake?
Curt: No, what's it like?
Will: At the end they get each other's secondhand pussy!
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A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.
Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?
Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?
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When you touch a boob, you then touch someone else. The person you touch has received secondhand boob. Secondhand vagina, ass, and dick are also possible.
By touching my girlfriends boob then getting a high five, my friend got some secondhand boob.
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A newly purchased item that has been previously owned. Only new to its now current owner!
Nice bike, Brand New Secondhand?