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You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!
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A student section is a group of usually more popular guys in a high school that don't play basketball yet attend all the games. They are complete assholes.
Ted - "Did you see that student section?"
Bill - "They were total assholes"
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the area of seating immediately beneath the organ at an arena , stadium or sporting venue.
Not to be confused with " box seats "
" Our tickets weren't that good....section C-31 "
" Where is that ? "
" Right underneath where the guy plays the organ. "
" Oh , yea ........ballsack section. "
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Section 136 of the Mental Health Act is a section which allows the Police in England & Wales to detain somebody in a public place who appears to be mentally disordered as is in need of immediate care and/or control - this includes suicide attempts. Once such a person is apprehended, he or she is taken to a 'Place of Safety' which is:
1. A&E
2. Section 136 Suite
3. A Police Station
Theoretically, police stations should only be used in exceptional circumstances, but the reality is they are used very often, even when unneeded due to the fact most police officers aren't trained in Mental Health.
A s136 is not a criminal record, despite police detention, however it can be disclosed to potential employers if it's neccessary in an enhanced CRB check, which is considered by many to be unfair.
Typical use of a Section 136:
Aaron is an 19 year old student who became massively distressed after his girlfriend of two years left him, he decided he would throw himself off a bridge, however, luckily the police were able to talk him down and detained him under a 136 so his mental health could be assessed, he was then sent voluntarily to a psychiatric ward for treatment.
Other uses of 136:
Becky is a 20 year old female suffering from bipolar depression, during a night out with her friends she suffered a massive manic episode as she forgot to take her medication, and the police detained her under 136. She was then assessed and sectioned in a psychiatric ward for more treatment.
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The section of marching band that slacks off, makes sexual references, and breaks stuff. Then gets stuff done. Typically sexually talented, also commonly close like a family. Along with egotistical
"What did the alto section do in sectionals today?"
"Ya know, the Saxy stuff"
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A company that produces heavy weight baller products
Oh you see them lights on that bike.....must be Section 8ight lights
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The first rows in a movie theater, you know the ones you have to tilt your head back to see the movie, the ones you get if your late for a packed screening and are almost pointless for enjoying the movie, known for causing blurry vision and headaches. The opposite of the nosebleed section.
"Hurry up, I am not sitting in the eyebleed section this time"
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