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Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.
Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)
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Sergeant Chris Brown is a soldier of the future, he once killed 6 tigers with his bare hands
I am Sergeant Chris Brown and i love killing tigers with my bare hands
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1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.
Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!
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Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.
"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"
"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
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Sex Move
One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.
The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.
John: Oh, what happened?
Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
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An annoying fat person who attempts to take the lead in any discussion. This person often begs for attention, and his or her point of view revolves around what they saw on television the night before.
Teacher: "Viet Nam was a tragic war."
Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"
Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"
the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:
"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."
"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"
"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"
-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-
lord of the sheeps!!!! bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Corporal Wilson (soon sergeant) is a sheep" will says "bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Finlay says