serve up

to deal drugs, usually cannabis

if you want any skunk then i'm serving up

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serving size

the bare minimum amount of a food that can still be percieved by the human tounge.

example:
hungry person- "serving size=6 chips... da fuck iz dis shiieet?!?!

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soft served

A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.

Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.

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Serving Caesars

When a chick, despite being on her rag, still wants to fuck.

"I was gonna fuck her but it turned out she was serving caesars."

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Serve Chinese

The art of a woman letting a man eat her pussy.

Guy 1: Bro, my girl is gonna Serve Chinese to me for my birthday!
Guy 2: Damn, lucky bastard!

soft serve

used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake

man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!

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soft-served

The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.

The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.

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