Naughty Sesh

Sesh, short for session, depict a rowdy and partying crown. Naughty sesh was popularised in the song "naughty sesh" by majestic and tigermonkey. Naughty sesh's usually take place on a Friday after work this happens because the weekend can be used as a recovering period.

"are you ready for a bit of Friday and a proper naughty sesh"

lax sesh

Anytime a group of bro's pick up their lax wands and toss around for an extended period of time, mostly throwing behind-the-back and underhand passes. Also common, but not neccesary to the lax sesh: some brews, some bowls, the occasional babe, dispatch, dave matthews, o.a.r., jeep wranglers, hemp anklets, board shorts, lax pennies, polos, madrass, reefs, rainbows, aviators, and a good flow/ mullet.

Dean-o and his bros had nothing to do on Sunday, so they had a five-hour lax sesh.

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Kyone Sesh

Pronounced as Jone Sesh
Abbreviation of Kyone Session, from the Burmese word Kyone, meaning to grind
Refers to any romantic encounter, like holding hands, making out, or having sex

Dave and Susie had a kyone sesh behind the bushes last night

Don’t go into that room, they’re kyone seshing in there

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Bust A Sesh

refers to sexual stimulation, especially of one's own genitals (self masturbation), often to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed manually, by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods.

My mom walked in on me when I was about to bust a sesh.

Sesh Gremlin

A mythical creature that appears to sesh on every full moon. Instigator of majority of sesh-related chaos. When the sesh has finally ended, this despicable creature reverts back to it's human form, only to reemerge on the next sesh.

Goddamit *name* you got into a fight with the barman over a spilt VK. You sesh gremlin.

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sesh pape

a piece of paper in which marijuana is kept and used as a surface to bust it up.

"yo, anybody have a sesh pape?"

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Half-sesh

The term used if a person shits out of something, goes home early on a night out, or basically stops doing something that in all situations should be done with ease.

E.g.
A person goes home from a night out really early
"You propa half-seshed it last night didnt you, went home early"

And

"Are you coming on the new oblivion ride at alton towers?" "No" "You Half-sesh"