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Therapy Session

For someone to be a complete nuisance and annoyance, and saying that they're a therapy session states that they are the cause of you going to a therapy session.

Nuisance: Why do you like green?
You: Cuz its cool.
Nuisance: Why is it cool?
You: idk.
Nuisance: Why don't you know?
You: Oh my gosh, you're being a damn THERAPY SESSION right now.
Nuisance: ...

by Sorin's Defs October 30, 2017

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Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 7, 2018

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Suffer Session

This is when a individual dedicates a period of time to where they subject themselves to the most horrendous thing to their very existence. This activity can be done by many ways including taking a deep dive into a cursed Subreddit or going to the dark side of YouTube. Either way, if the end resulted in the individual being traumatized coming out of a session then they have completed a proper session.

"We told a friend about this cursed video online and he decided that he was going to use it for a Suffer Session."

by BruhThatIsMatt November 6, 2020


Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!

Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session

by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2011


Grillin Session

Another word for Barbecuing

Frankie "Hey bro what did you got going this weekend?"

Omar "Nothing much dude, just gonna hit the grocery store to get ready for a Grillin Session, you should come by"

Frankie "Will do, ill bring the Kabobs"

by Big Body Fadi July 17, 2009


session music

Music you like to listen to while masturbating.

Man that session music hit the spot!

by SecHuMusicGod January 28, 2015


crying session

a section of your day, preferably scheduled, that is reserved specifically for bawling your eyes out until you canโ€™t feel anymore. my favorite part of the day.

โ€œsorry, i canโ€™t hang out tonight. i have a crying session at 7.โ€

by sadpill April 5, 2021