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Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job
Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener
A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.
"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."
The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener
The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.
Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."
Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."
Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."
An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"