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Das Shim

Das Shim is a acsended cat formally know as das shim the grey. He parted with his earthly family recently and was last seen in japan helping the relief effort. Das Shim currently lives in Tibet with a small group of monks.

Guy 1 "Did you see that flash of white light?"
Guy 2 "that was no flash of light, that was Das Shim!"

by Dirtmagurt May 8, 2011


shim-dog

someone who likes to just shim things up,
or a nick name for someone whos just shimmin or something you yell at random times.

SHIM-DOG!

by stewthecool April 24, 2011


Shim Pong

An amazing person...I'm speechless

OMG IT'S SHIM PONG!!! I...I... I"M SPEECHLESS!!!!!

by Pong Shim November 7, 2010


shim hole

1.)What a shim has in place of genitalia.

2.)Also can be used as an insult.

1.)Tim and Mark are total shims, I bet they sit around and play with each others' shim holes all day!

2.)I kicked him out of my house because he was being a total shim hole.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

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virginia shim

Using a Virginia baked ham to "shim" up the vaginal opening in loose women. You must insert the ham into the vagina and yank out the bone. This leaves a much tighter opening.

Her pussy was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, so I had to give her a Virginia Shim.

by Stugots April 12, 2006

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Shim Sham

1. An outdoor/indoor spring/summertime after-party with more than 50 guests in which every light in the house is turned on and all the doors and windows are opened. Also included are copious amounts of booze and loud jazz music.

2. "In the late 1920s and the 1930s, at the end of many performances, all of the musicians, singers, and dancers would get together on stage and do one last routine: the shim sham. Tap dancers would perform technical variations, while singers and musicians would shuffle along as they were able."

I hear Ben is throwing a shim sham after the post-Derby party at his country estate. That crazy rich bastard. I hope he drinks himself ill.

by Nemo2 April 14, 2008

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shim sham

A word used to ask a person if they catch your flow. In other words, it means to ask a person if they see what you are saying. If they catch you're drift. If they GET IT?!

Origination:(SHee what IM SHAyiNg)
Pronounced: SHIM-SHAM
Synonyms: Yameen (You know what i mean)

1:Im trying to get that dough bro...shim sham
2:Naw man u need to get ur a** a job
3:U now im not qualified, but i will cuz i gotta pay these bills shim sham
4:Shim Sham Son

by azzag March 16, 2008

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