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In the Unreal Tournament franchise, it is the explosive result of hitting a shock orb with the Shock rifle's primary fire. This maneuver however, requires perfect aiming while moving around in order for this technique to be reliable. Additionally, you can intercept an enemy's shock orb to pull one off.
Example A: Player couldn't avoid the blast from Xan's shock combo.
Example B: Gorge made a tactical error with his shock combo.
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You have a cheek splitting double chocolate warhead in it's third trimester. You go into the bathroom, and no one is there. You see the stall door, and everything appears to be normal from the outside. However you know from fearful past experiences this is rarley the case. As you reach to open the stall door, something inside you tells you something is wrong. Your body activates a saftey mechanism, protecting you from what might be. You open the door, and as you feared, it's the worst thing you have ever seen in your life. The first stall you open, theres piss all over the seat. The second stall you open, its an unflushed mix of sinkers and floaters, as well as the squirts.
Then the third...
The prior occupant laced out a massive pinch, he was probably going for a record breaker, he tried to keep it in one piece, but he got pissed when it started to break up, so he left the rest right on the seat. It was also unwipable, at which point the occupant got frustrated, the toilet was flooded with tea color water and was spilling over the sides. The floor was covered with piss, and then they smeared shit all over the walls.
last bathroom I went to was a total stall shock, I'm definatley going to leave school and go home from now on.
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When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.
Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.
scrolling...
scrolling...
"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"
Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"
*throws monitor from desk.
Scroll Shock strikes again.
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A website used with the express purpose of shocking the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include felch.me, tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.
Watch out for that link. I clicked on it and it redirects to a shock site, felch.me - eugh!!
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When an unsocial person heads to college and finds out it's a completely different world. They start partying like crazy and never do any work because they have never experienced something like this. They usually find pretty limp parties "out of control".
Steve is loving some pretty lame parties, I think he's got party shock.
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A website that has all the shock pictures (Goatse.cx), shock videos (1man1jar), and shock loops (Meatspin).
Hello, I’m gonna be checking out Shock Chan. OH, HELL TO THE NO!! Bleach my fucking eyes!
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The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.
Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*
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