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the sexual act of pouring steeped tea onto your partner and drinking it off
i gave her the british shower, dont judge me
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A shower in which neither party gives or receives any sexual attention.
Me and Ali took a platonic shower.
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When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.
Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle
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A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).
Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!
When a guy gets really horny, he takes a cold shower to cool down a bit...
Karl: damn girl, u wanna take this to the bedroom?
Girl: Karl u need to take a cold shower!
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A grower is someone who's dick looks tiny when soft but gets to a much larger size when hard. A shower is someone whose dick is already most of the full size soft and basically just solidifies when hard.
Grower or Shower
I'm so sick of being a grower bro I wish I was a shower so my dick looked bigger
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A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.
'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'
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