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A young man, with a regular sex drive, takes an erection enhancing drug (like Viagra) and experiments to see how many times he can masturbate before the medication wears off, and he becomes so chafed that he has to walk sideways.
Did you see Paul the other day? He was doing the Pokipsy Sidewalk.
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When you drink half of a 40 and pour a sparks into the 40(Miller High Life is preferred) for optimal flavor. Taste great, gives good buzz. Cheap!
I had two sidewalk slammers last night and woke up naked in a field!!!!!!!
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Fingering a girl, then wiping your gash juice soaked digit across her face after she climaxes.
I gave her the old wet sidewalk.
Ah yes - the perfect place for snail trails.
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A side walk slam is an alcoholic drink where you drink about 75 percent of the king cobra 40oz (down to the bottom of the label) and then fill the rest of it up with either sparks, tilt, joose, or four loko.
My favorite sidewalk slam is a king cobra with a four loko fruit punch!!!
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Ancient street trees planted inappropriately close to curbs and public sidewalks that over the decades of their growth have created ADA violations and hazardous conditions for pedestrians and motorist, strollers and skateboards . . . Oh right, the skateboarders actually love these trees.
The City replaced that awesome busted sidewalk on Summit so now we're skating the Columbus Park DIY skatepark, those old sidewalk lifters seem to be doing better with the wider green space.
someone who deliberately & unnecessarily rides their horse on a sidewalk without regard for pedestrians & bicyclists, as though they are marking their territory.
Don't blame the horse for all this crap - blame the Sidewalk Chevalier & watch your step!
Dried dogshit on a sidewalk, crusty on the outside, gooy on the inside.
Guy 1: Why is their dried shit tracked in your house?
Guy 2: Oh that, I stepped in a sidewalk brownie yesterday.
Guy 1: And you didn't clean it up? Nasty dude.