silky sally

someone who is trying to be cool or funny but is failing epically.

Tripp: hey look at my cool hat!
Anastasia: stop trying to be cool, ugh, you're such a silky sally!!

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Australian Silky

(n) The best breed of dog in the world. Small enough to fit in ur bag, and big enough not to be a cat.

Billie-May! Billie-May! Hellllooooo!!!!!!

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Silky Johnson

You start masturbating with a little dab of lotion and when you cum you rub the semen into your foreskin, leaving a silky and smooth texture. Until it dries...

I got lonely last night, so I gave myself a Silky Johnson

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silky lo

Knocking in a golf shot for eagle, and then jerking off on the green.

I need a silky lo on the 18th to shoot 80.

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Silky Terrior

A sexual technique that will forever change how you perceive your girlfriend.

I was gonna marry her until I heard she did the silky terrior with Jamison.

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silky pancake

while you are making a pancake breakfast, have a girl give you a sloppy, wet blowjob while pouring syrup in her sphincter. when you are about to finish, take the pancake wrap it around your penis then insert it in the girls vagina come all over the pancake take it out and have the girl eat it

After a intense night of intercourse, Jim decided to treat Marie to a silky pancake in the morning

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Silky chicken

Raw chicken that has been wrapped in plastic and is for sale at safeway

I unwrapped the raw silky chicken breast and rolled the silkyness in the bread crumbles

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