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Okay first of all Its not a plank of wood. It is Maple Wood. Second of all Skaterboarders cant do drugs or they fall
Skateboarders:Hey I just landed an Mctwist
Skater Hater: So its still a plank of wood
Skateboarder: Its Maple wood smart one
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For all you little assholes out there that down skateboarding, FUCK YOU! Skateboarding is fucking insane, BMX is a sport skateboarding is a way of life. It's a relationship to, in order for it to work you have to be at one with the board. Any other sport is just something that anybody can do. Oh and one more thing for the fucking skaters that skate and call all the other skaters posers. Without posers skateboarding would be nothing because the fact that 99.5% of skateboarding things are made for the nonskater and .5% are made for the skater, and that without posers the people that supplie the skateboarding nation with shoes and skateboards would never make it.
Just think we were all posers at one time or another.
You have to start out somewhere on the skateboard
skateboarding
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a shaped plywood device that when used is the equivalent of gradual suicide...
provides satisfaction to those people whom are hard to satisfy...
skateboarding is not an image thing...
skateboarding = passion for pain...
yesterday i was practically sweating blood after a good day on my skateboard...
skateboarding is NOT a crime...
i love alli...
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A sport based on an athlete riding upon a wide, flat piece of wood with four wheels connected to the bottom. It is both a transportation method, as well as an art form/competitive style event. However, the novelty of skateboarding was obliterated during the turn of the 21st century as a result of several components including;
(1) Clothing brands, fashion accessories
(2) Skater-Punk music (i.e. Avril Lavinge)
(3) A stereotype tab that could be easily manipulated by the media to target teenagers (i.e. anti-drug advertisements, soda commercials)
(4) Video Games (i.e. Tony Hawk's series)
(5) MTV
(and much, much, much more)
Now, skateboarding, the "poseur"'s culture, has been reduced to something of a shambles, something that is despised by everyone. In turn of the culture being ripped apart so harshly by over-exposure, the sport itself is being thought of the same way.
And that is just goddamn wrong.
Maybe someday skateboarding will not have the strings attached to it, the aesthetic expectations, and the millions of rebellious children sucking on its proverbial teats. Hopefully pride will be restored to the once non-conformist sport.
Person A: Only poseurs go skateboarding.
Person B: That's what happens to the public's opinion when something is overexposed and milked dry.
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The one thing that true sk8rs use to express themselves.
If you are truely a skater then you wont care what people say about you, you just skate because you want to, not to look good or get girls or any other reason than that.
You can usually tell if a person holding a skateboard is
poser or not by looking at the bottom of it.
---true skater's board= slide marks all over the bottom of
it, trucks show major signs of use, and one end of the
board will have a signifigant difference in the bend
because of its use.
---posers board= might show some signs of wear on the
bottom of the board, but the main difference is the
bottom of the tail end-- because it is most commonly
used to stop the board.
That's not what its meant 4- duh!
oh and 1 more thing,
the difference between a poser and a skater
I didn't write this, but it's the truth
Skater 1: Ok I'm gonna try kickfilpin onto the rail then
50-50 down it.
Skater 2: Fuck you have Ballz
Skater 1: *Kickflip grinds half way and bail and graze arm,
Gets up and try again*
(8 tries past)
Skater 1: *kickflip grinds down and rolls away with a
smile* Skateboarding
Poser 1: Hey ladies hows it going??? i'm gonna go do bad
stuff on my skateboard and maybe get arrested
Chick 1: Go on impress us
Poser 1: Ummmmm Errrrr *Scratch Head* Ummmmm *try to ollie
gets the front wheel up and then stright down*
Chick 2: What was that???
Poser 1: I have a sore ankle thats all *Skates away*
(Goes home and plays Tony Hawk) Fagboarding
(BTW I personally have nothing against the Tony Hawk games,
its just that most posers are like, "Yah, I'm a great sk8tr, I can land a kickflip on a video game, but that's the extent of it.")
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skateboarding is a great sport to let ur emotions out...you can be mad sad happy or just wired...you cant get the same feeling like landing that new trick then u can in finding that rare stamp in stamp collecting...you could never get the real sensation of skateboarding unless your a skateboarder...
why arent u skateboarding rather than reading the definition??jokes....maybe its the same reason y im writing one?...
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skateboarding started in the 70's misunderstood by common folk not many people will respect it till they try it. takes a lot of balls and determination i had to write an article to the local news paper because they labelled all skaters in our town annoying and trouble makers yeah right. stereotype
my grandad nailed a 2x4 to some old wheels in the 60's
dude lets go skate, dude i totally did that im stoked.
my favourite skaters are geoff rowley , ali boulala, and andrew renolds i love skateboarding
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