shared skirt

when two friends bag the same woman in different occasions.

(at a party)
Jim: "See her; I hit that last night."
Bob: "Who, Sheila? I hit it last week!"
together: "SHARED SKIRT!"

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Skirt the bill

To purposely avoid paying the bill.

Man, I dislike health insurance companies, they’re always trying to skirt the bill!

Skee Skirt

To take off quick in a car and chirp the tires on the pavement, or to leave somewhere quickly.

I was riding dirty minding my own business when the cops tryed to pull me over, so I hit the gas and Skee Skirted on them!

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skirted eggshell

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

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bit of skirt

a sexually alluring young woman. (Sometimes considered derogatory.)

"Your girl there, she's a nice bit of skirt."

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Up Skirt

A small peak up a girls skirt where you get a glimpse of panties or her vagina.

A girl wearing a short skirt sits down in a chair in front of you and just as she crosses her legs you see up her skirt.

Hey i just got and up skirt view of that hot chick!

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booty skirts

A skirt worn primarily to show off one's ass. Generally the only thing it covers is one's ass.

"Wow. look at the sexy booty skirt that girl is wearin."

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