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The action of squirting love pudding on a sleeping victim's eye with the intent that when the wake up and the semen is crusty, they will then rub their eye and say "YAAAR!"
My woman looked too innocent while sleeping, so I had to give her the ol' sleepy pirate. Yar.
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"HE'S A PEDANTIC, PONTIFICATING, PRETENTIOUS BASTARD, A BELLIGERENT OLD FART, A WORTHLESS STEAMING PILE OF COW DUNG!"
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"(Figuratively speaking)"
Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:
-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...
Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!
The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...
FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!" -Joe Biden
"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden
"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama
"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man
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A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
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A girl that uses social media and sleeps all day. She may also be very quiet, sweet and/or small
(Not to be confused with - lazy)
Amy's a sleepy girl Im not worried about her cheating on me!
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A person that is ready for bedtime, often the sleepy person's friends are begging them to keep the party rolling.
James: I'm ready for bed. It's one in the morning.
Fred: Stop being a sleepy peepy and come dance!
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A little cutie that looks very cute when trying or pretending to sleep.
Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)
He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.
Him: *yawn*
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya
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An individual with low amounts of energy being depressed around a group of friends or coworkers.
Chris, stop being a Sleepy Stazzone, you're ruining the upbeat atmosphere of this area.