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A Cherry Slurpy is when you drink a womans menstrual discharge out of her vagina with a straw.
My girlfriends on the rag and I had a Cherry Slurpy last night.
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When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.
WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.
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A guy has anal intercourse with a lady friend. The guy then ejaculates inside her rectum, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called poop. The guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his "dairy treat."
Girl, that anal slurpie was tasty.
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When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.
Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?
Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..
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This is when you take either a friends drink, or just someone you really despise, and you cum inside of it and you sit back and watch them drink it.
Dude I finally got that jerk back by giving him a Brazillian slurpie.
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making a girl suck you off after you had anal intercourse with her
After getting my dessert in the back Jane begged me for a chocolate slurpy.
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When a female has a nice or bat bottom depending on context
What a female has a nice bottom, one would 'damn I'd slurp dat booty for dayz' but when a female has a bad bottom, one would say 'you couldn't pay me to put my tongue in that slurpy booty'
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