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Small dick havin ass

Usually named andrew and has a girlfriend named kiara.

Damn that guy andrew is a small dick havin ass

by Tristen2022 July 16, 2018

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Small Dick Appreciation Day

April 18th

Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.

Happy Small Dick Appreciation Day!

by RealLifeDawg56 April 18, 2022

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Small Dicks Sink Ships

A propaganda phrase coined by the Insurgency Sisterhood, a guerilla outfit that promotes women's empowerment while supporting favorable relations between the sexes. Derived from the concept of overthrowing misogynistic men who abuse their positions of power within organizational structures by identifying actions that compromise their integrity, and then using this information against them in the form of blackmail.

"Hey man, you'd better stop flipping favors to your good ole boys like that. Didn't you hear what happened to the last boss who screwed a lady out of something she deserved? Small Dicks Sink Ships."

"I know you really hate the idea of giving that promotion to Jane, but she outperforms everyone man. You'd better go ahead and play fair, and keep mum - she's not so dumb. Small Dicks Sink Ships.

by vivalarevolucion321 August 5, 2018

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SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)

In reference to someone (usually but not limited to male) begins displaying behavior that they're jealous, have low self-esteem, and/or passive-aggressive especially towards their partner.

Guy: How many dudes have you slept with? Did you enjoy it? Were they better than me?
His gf: Why does it matter if you haven't noticed anything weird?
Guy: I just want to know.. because I'm curious.
His gf: Geez, what do you have, SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)?

by Szynful March 26, 2018

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Cunty mc small dick

A person who is an absolute cunt with a tiny dick.

Jennifer thinks jeff is an absolute cunt jeff also has a small dick therefore he is a cunty mc small dick.

by Cunty mc small dick February 14, 2017

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Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.

Friend 1: β€œBrah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: β€œSounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”

by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021


Small dick Energy

To come for someone you know nothing about and make a rude general statement. A way to say someone is a dick.

”James is such a dick, he has small dick energy.

by Chowdersbussy September 12, 2020

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