surround smell

when multiple people in a room fart around the same time, resulting in an exponentially worse smell coming from multiple directions

guy 1: ok who farted? guys 2 and 3: i did. guy 1: dang hittin me with the surround smell.

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Taco Smell

(1) The smell of a pussy.

(2) Taco Bell restaurant.

(3) A fragrant reminder of yesterday's visit to Taco Bell.

(3) (Rip a big one) "Sorry guys, but I have a bad case of Taco Smell".

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Smell check

When you secretly sniff you fingers after fingering a girl for the purpose of knowing if it is safe to eat her out or not.

I went down on her, but I made sure I did the smell check first.

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Smell me

Understanding where a person is coming from, another way of saying the slang phrase "You feel me?"

Leon: I be all peaceful most of the time. You smell me?
Kevin: Yo I smell ya

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smell that shit

A phrase meant to convey proof of the fact that a form of sexual congress with a woman was so recently enjoyed as to leave a lingering scent upon the man's "active" fingers. See fingering.

Generally accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of the index and middle fingers of one hand extended together and held out under someone's nose.

Can be abbreviated STS in emails.

Whatever monkey, I took that girl home right after you guys left the bar. Come on, smell that shit!

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finger smell

When one has a habit of sniffing ones fingers.

John really like to sniff his fingers, he digs his finger smell.

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sex smell

A nasty ass, musty smell that permeates the apartment of a horny couple or a high-sex dorm room. The smell usually builds over time because the couple fails to practice proper hygiene, clean the sheets or open the windows. Usually causes normal people to want to vomit.

Couple A: Come on in, make yourselves at home. Sorry the apartment's a bit messy.

Couple B (to themselves): Damn, their apartment has that sex smell. Disgusting. (They vomit.)
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Dorm Guy 1: Dude, open some windows, this place is developing a nasty sex smell. I can't take it anymore.

Dorm Guy 2 and Girlfriend: Really? We don't smell anything.

Dorm Guy 1: That's because you're used to it, filthy animals. Now clean your fucking sheets and let's open up some windows.

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