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Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018


smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 April 02, 2016


Smoosh

Squishing a dog

Let me smoosh that snoot

by NerdGirl0512 May 22, 2021


smoosh

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imma take that girl home and smoosh her in the smoosh room!! so I call dibs

by //xox.!// January 15, 2019


Smoosh

To have sexual intercourse

Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh

by Almighty Alysa 😈 March 25, 2015


Smoosh

Smoosh means to squish someone's face and smother it with kisses. Usually used in a romantic connotation.

"You're so cute, I am totally going to smoosh your face."

by menareuseless April 24, 2020


Smoosh

a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.

You are a Smoosh

by BlinkDewie September 11, 2023