This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'
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imma take that girl home and smoosh her in the smoosh room!! so I call dibs
To have sexual intercourse
Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh
Smoosh means to squish someone's face and smother it with kisses. Usually used in a romantic connotation.
"You're so cute, I am totally going to smoosh your face."
a generalized derogatory term to describe someone immaterial to race, gender, or religious preference.
You are a Smoosh