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step 1:
put some shit in a blender
step 2:
pour it in a bowl
step 3:
be pretentious
How to make a smoothie bowl: put a smoothie in a bowl
When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.
"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."
Bud Light aka a lighter version of Budheavy. Always a solid choice instead of Natty Light or Keystone Light.
Yo, just pick me up a case of BL smoothies and meet me at Barnaby's.
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When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis
Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean
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A creamy concoction consisting of vaginal discharge, semen, and saliva. Normally guzzled by one or both partners as a form of fuel before sexual activities.
Tony was feeling wiped so he broke into his supply of sexy smoothie and fueled up
A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.
Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.
When you suck on a girls boobs
Hey Jbird you tryin to get some boobie smoothies tonight