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Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".

I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!

by You Got Murk'd August 12, 2011


Snowboard

A girl with NO tits or ass but still gigantic cumslut

Dude:that girls flatter than a Pancake but she still fucked the entire football team!

Dude2: That makes her a Snowboard !

by TREYdmarked February 14, 2020


Snowboard

When you put one foot in her mouth and put the other foot in the vagina.

I rode that bitch like a Snowboard.

by SloopDoop February 28, 2021


kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010


Snowboarder emoji

๐Ÿ‚ - means "c00m", founded by 'Grape', can be used in many contexts, even randomly sometimes.

scenario 1:

grape: ๐Ÿ‚
everyone else: why.
grape: snowboarder emoji.

scenario 2:
grape: ๐Ÿ‚
person: whats that meant to mean?
gr: c00m.

by StinkyHuman December 11, 2021


Snowboarding

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "snowboarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by Aaron the donut guy February 2, 2011


Snowboarding

The absolute most gay sport in the world

Hey Jim, Lets go snowboarding!
Yea Mark we can Do anal later too.

by KingSlaya69420 November 7, 2019