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The act of 4 men, in totality, creaming a large crowd of self-proclaimed intellectuals in the presence of unskilled laborers.
By customer request, the team of subject matter experts gave them the Serbian super soaker every day for three weeks.
its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen
i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant
A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.
Hey, Soaker Pad...you didn't shake enough before you put the hammer back in the shed.
the empty zone in traffic that allows you to do shots of liquor, with or without a chaser, without the fear of someone seeing what you are doing and turning you in.
Hey man, lets hit the tequila. OK, but pull up into that soaker bubble first.
The tube and funnel used to get belligerently drunk at a party.
Dude, we had a killer soaker hose party last night!
When someone drops their chewed and flavorless gum into a puddle in a public area, so when someone steps in the puddle, they dont only get a soaker, but gum on their shoe also.
i went to get a cheeseburger but got a stretchy soaker on the way.
a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.
guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”