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You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
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I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.
A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.
Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.
“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
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(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.
“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”
Whilst performing a rim job, the receiver shits slowly into the mouth of the giver.
Dude, last night I totally soft served my brother.
(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.
I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!