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Shoving a limp penis in to a very wet vagina.
Dude she was wet as fuck, but I was too drunk to get it up, So I just gave her a Soggy Cupcake.
A flaccid feces-covered penis that is produced after the act of anal penetration. Note that the flaccid state of the penis may be caused by any number of situations, including but not limited to general disgust at the presence or aroma of fecal material or even simply returning to a flaccid state after ejaculation.
(As referenced in the Pilot episode of the TV series "Doug" entitled "Doug Bags a Neematoad")
"Honey, why did you stop?"
"Bitch, there's poo all over my dick!"
"I don't care! Suck it up. It's not that bad."
"What do you mean it's not that bad!? You're not the one with a soggy stinker!"
A fun and loving brother, father, or male role model that expresses compassion and Christian humanist values and appeals to the st Lukes 5 R's.
Max whealy is a soggy elephant
when a group of males jerk their jimmies onto treymol. the last one to ejaculate has to lick all the fluids off treymol's hairy pubes
everyone went to treymol's house for a soggy treymol
The act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then shit into the condom and drink it.
Dude John, Jim, Bob, and I had a Soggy Martini sesh the other day and Jim lost!
When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.
We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.
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a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen
last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice
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