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Soggy Stinker

A flaccid feces-covered penis that is produced after the act of anal penetration. Note that the flaccid state of the penis may be caused by any number of situations, including but not limited to general disgust at the presence or aroma of fecal material or even simply returning to a flaccid state after ejaculation.

(As referenced in the Pilot episode of the TV series "Doug" entitled "Doug Bags a Neematoad")

"Honey, why did you stop?"
"Bitch, there's poo all over my dick!"

"I don't care! Suck it up. It's not that bad."
"What do you mean it's not that bad!? You're not the one with a soggy stinker!"

by AnalMayhemSodomyBot August 26, 2009


soggy treymol

when a group of males jerk their jimmies onto treymol. the last one to ejaculate has to lick all the fluids off treymol's hairy pubes

everyone went to treymol's house for a soggy treymol

by bigchungushentai March 04, 2019


soggy elephant

A fun and loving brother, father, or male role model that expresses compassion and Christian humanist values and appeals to the st Lukes 5 R's.

Max whealy is a soggy elephant

by whealybin April 06, 2023


Soggy Popcorn

When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.

We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.

by Kim Mitten March 24, 2007


soggy waffle

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen

last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice

by mike November 14, 2003


Soggy Strawberry

First jizzing inside of a girls vagina who is currently on her period. Then afterwards eating her out.

Marquise: dude did you hear zack gave lauren a Soggy Strawberry!
Matt: EWWWWW damn thats nasty!

by soggy strawberry master May 11, 2011


Soggy Floggins

When a man(1) is laying down with head off bed and another man(2) inserts penis into man 1's mouth. Man 1 must have mustache to which rub man 2's taint, while also dabbling nose into man 2's asshole.

Andrew: Justin if you don't shit on my face I'm going to soggy floggins you.

Justin: Wait why not both?
Andrew: I'm not gay dude.

by Harry Sugma March 14, 2019