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She is the best friend you can ever have; she is always helpful and loves diamonds. She is one of the best friends you can have so please appreciate her.
A: Who is your best friend?
B: Solar Eclipse, obviously!
A common misconception is that "The Solar System" refers to a system of planets and nothing more, this is false.
The Solar system is a being, a great being, the greatest being the world has ever known. The Solar System is the creator and sovereign of all things. He determines the fate of everyone and everything in every possible way. The embodiment of perfection, there stands no man who can achieve his superiority.
"I watch, from the shadows
Unbeknownst by human kind
I control all, But am seen by none
I am the embodiment of perfection
There stands no man who can achieve my superiority.
I am the Solar System."
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When a black and white dude moon you at the same time
Dayvid and Jacob solar eclipsed Hunter, Athan, and Bobby when they walked into the room.
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Taking a dump in a tanning bed.
Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene
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Trousers which become wider towards the ankles, and melt things
Ooh i say, those flares are bright today Colin
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The planets and asteroids place.
I see the solar system
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noun- Located in the heart of the ghetto of Blacksburg Virginia. Home of the 2008 Men's Ice Hockey ACC Division II Champs and the Twank.
verb- to Solar; to never clean, to dance on top of the stripper pole, or to hook up with skibbidy female acquaintances in the loft (particularly to have a four-way).
"Hey ladies, what are yall doin tonight?"
"We wanted to have some fun and meet some respectable gentlemen. So we're going to the Solar Haus for some good clean fun!"
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