Jake Soon

The expression "Jake soon" has the opposite meaning of the word "soon". If someone uses the expression "Jake soon", they want to say that things won't happen anytime soon, or at least not within a time most people would consider as "soon".

"Jake Soon" is mostly known in the Jake Silbermann fandom because the actor likes to tease his fans with having exciting news "soon". Usually he reveals these exciting news within a time his fans don't consider exactly "soon".

Friend#1: "I will send you the email soon!"

Friend#2: "I hope not Jake soon though."

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too soon

A phrase used in reference to actions or comments that are intended to be humorous but touch on timely subjects that are still too sensitive for most people to be ready to laugh about.

The employees listened in shock as the last remaining programmer joked about the lack of management vision that was derailing the company. For them, it was too soon.

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Soon land

Something (commonly a battering) that is going to happen soon

That man wigged my bro, soon land truss

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Coming Soon

A phrase used for something that will in fact not be coming soon, but will actually take months, weeks, or might actually never happen.

Hey guys, we have a big surprise "Coming Soon".

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I'll be there soon

Will be there at the most inconvenient time when you've assumed I am no longer coming.

6pm - I'll be there soon, just watering my plants.
4am - knock knock

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very soon

should be a few days, actually today, but probably really a long time maybe never

very soon? um...how about today.

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soon but not yet

A term used by Tibb 12 when he doesn't have a clue when somethings going to occur, or when he wants to piss off the fans.

"We will play arsenal. Soon but not yet."

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