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filipino spaghetti

a style of cooking spaghetti which includes adding ketchup, processed cheese, outrageously red hot dog slices and 5 pounds of sugar (for every pound of pasta). it's so wicked, it could survive an atom bomb dropped directly overhead.

Newscaster: Breaking news, North Korea has sent a missile armed with nuclear warhead towards us!

Mom: kiddo, let's go to the bomb shelter now!

Kid: but mom, i'm still eating a filipino spaghetti!

Mom: just leave it there, it will survive, trust me.

by hipro October 17, 2011

39πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


spaghetti brain

A state of mind where you are suffering from information overload or are in such a confused emotional state that you cant think straight

Knotty, wet and messy - you dont wanna be in that state for long, lifes too short

I just crammed all my revising for the year in one day - I know have a bad case of 'spaghetti brain.'

I have spent all day with Angela and she is just such hard work. She has given me 'spaghetti brain' thats for sure.

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 26, 2005

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Spaghetti Dinner

Spaghetti Dinner refers to the recruitment meetings of cults.

In places like Universities, you will be offered to come to Spaghetti Dinner. There, they will start telling you about their cult and try to convince you to come back.

The spaghetti will probably be laced with drugs intended to render you unconscious, or make you more receptive to their Doomsday predictions.

If you refuse to join, you'll probably wake up in a bath tub with a scar from where they removed your kidney.

Hey John, come to our Spaghetti Dinner! It's free!

No thanks, man, I don't want to wake up missing my liver.

by The Dear Leader October 9, 2019

37πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


spaghetti bender

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.

Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.

by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005

165πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


spaghetti breakfast

A euphemism for a specific style of hentai pornography that involves giant monsters with long wriggly masses of tentacles.

"That girl really enjoyed her spaghetti breakfast, which is rather unusual for the genre."

by miscellaneous July 2, 2004

59πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


mom's spaghetti

when your knees are weak, your arms are heavy and you have one opportunity to capture it.

Emma was watching 8miles and started to feel mom's spaghetti

by crocsbeforecocks January 3, 2016

131πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


spaghetti language

Spaghetti language is used to refer to Arabic writing as in the written form it appears to look like strings of spaghetti.

Sorry I don’t speak spaghetti language.

by Boi73 August 5, 2019

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž