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A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner
fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man
Alistair Macleod is a spanner fairy.
Spanner fairy's wind people up.
Spanner - cocaine and MDMA. 2. An idiot/spencer. 3. A problem i.e. to throw a spanner in the clockwork.
Screwdriver - orange juice and vodka. 2. A knife with a chipped off tip. 3. A twisting punch that does internal dammage.
Im totally spanskrew man, too many spanner's to many screwdriver's.
Get a spanner and screwdriver down your neck man.
UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.
*As in nut and bolt.
Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk
((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.
Finger blasting your girlfriends dog with her nans tooth brush
Mate should of seen tye look of disgust she gave me after the dirty spanner
1, Verb: The correct response for whenever Spanners says anything/everything acoustic. Most of the time there is no point reminding him of the response.
Spanners: *impersonates Sloth from The Goonies*
Owen: "Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again."