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A person who drives extremely fast no matter where they're at.
Mom: Neil you're driving to fast slow down!
Neil: MOM! Let me drive because you know when Hector be driving like a speed demon and you dont say nothing!
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A poor sequel to the original film Speed.
Speed 2 also features actress Sandra Bullock, it does not however feature Keanu Reeves.
Shortly after the opening of this film, Keanu Reeves became an A-List Celebrity.
" There's a Speed 2 now? "
" Yes there is "
" Is it any good? "
" I'm afraid not "
" Well how bad is it? "
" If you were blind I'd tell you to bring ear plugs "
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all at once or continuing something without stopping
Let's do this one speed - right here, right now.
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The speed at which poison, carefully marketed as a vaccine can be manufactured and distributed to every nation worldwide and pushed on the population via threats of lockdown, unemployment, segregation and societal exclusion.
No, of course we never tested the vaccine for transmission before it entered the market, we really had to move at the speed of science.
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A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.
I have a hard time talking to Johnny because he's not on coffee speed like me.
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Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.
While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?
I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
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An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!
Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!
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