When you drink Allen's Ginger Brandy and Budweiser's, and was them down with Ron Dog's, and then proceed to spackle the toilet bowl with fecal matter after digesting the trio.
Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.
A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.
When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.
Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.
The act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner let loose diarrhea on your face.
I begged my girlfriend to give me a pittsburg platter, but she had diarrhea and gave me a pittsburg splatter instead..
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When you are doing a ho who has projectile dirhea.
Professor Button: "BOSTON SPLATTER SPREE"
Duncan: "MILK"
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Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
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When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.
Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
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