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Someone who writes a lot of useless or unread content. A hack writer. One who writes indiscriminately. Often unscrupulous, vain, or mercenary in nature.
Man! did you read that ten page press release Ira wrote for the KKK? What an ink sprinkler! He'll write anything for a buck and a byline!
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The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.
MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.
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When you poke holes in a condom and ejaculate on her forehead while wearing the condom
Last night went great dude. She poked holes in the condom and let me do the baby sprinkler dude.
A male that wiggles his dick while having an ejaculation, sending semen everywhere.
Monica: Yo, my boyfriend is a damn good water sprinkler!!!
Jenny: Really?! We can have a threesome!!!
Referring to either male or female genitalia that emits fluid from it typically in a squirting fashion.
SHE/HE sucked on my meat sprinkler until it was able to water the grass. Or my meat sprinkler was rubbed until it squirted all over the place.
When you buttchug beer and then squeeze it out of your ass into your girlfriends mouth
I did the Italian Sprinkler with Jennifer last night and she placed a restraining order on me