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Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.
He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.
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Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.
No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again
When you have a Toss , you cum on your hand and leaves a line of cum hunging of your hand, looking much like a noodle.verb.
Bramah!, you are a right spunk noodle!
A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action
you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?
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A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.
Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!
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A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.
man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew
A spunk bag is a condom. A bag to catch your spunk.
Tasha and Charlene would hang around the doggers car park picking up the used spunk bags and drinking what was in them.
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