1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something
2. A buzzkill
3. Something flawed
Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"
When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!
Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.
Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
A squashing of you & anotherβs beef; making amends
Iβm so glad Selena & Demi had their beef squash.
Are you gonna meet me for a beefsquash?
In a concert or gig, the area in a crowd towards the front barrier where the crowd is too packed together to move. The area in front on the zone where mosh pits occur
That gig last night was amazing, its a shame we were stuck in the squash pit though
a fugly person with a squashed face and a fat bucket-shaped head.
He has a misshaped face and head. He is a squash bucket.
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Too bad-when something really bad happens, say this to tell them to bad suck it up, but in a comical form. Used by Josh Nicols in Drake and Josh.
Average Guy: Dude, i heard your dog died, and you were disowned.
Tough Squashed man: Yes.
Average Guy: Tough Squash
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when a woman has wrinkly titties.
did you see Miss Johnson?
She was raking her lawn and i saw a little bit a hubbard squash.
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Tingling sensation in ball sack/head that is obtained from intense weight-lifting. Also accompanied with numb legs and arms. (Level after squash belly; see squash belly)
"Ben and Timmy get squash-brain every day."
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