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When standing on an escalator going up and someone behind you stick their finger in your bum.
The other day I was minding my own business on the escalator and this chick gave me a stairway to heaven out of nowhere.
Version of drinking game called Carousel but for experienced drinkers. Just like Carousel the game begins with players sitting in a circle with a bottle and shots for measurement (optional). Player number one takes a shot, player to his left takes two shots, next player takes three and so forth. When one full round is finished players can decide if they want to keep walking up the stairway or walk down - lowering the number of shots. Legend says the best players made it all the way to heaven.
"Dude yesterday party was crazy!"
"Really? Last thing i remember was playing a game of Stairway to Heaven..."
The stairway is the booty, as in the stairway to heave vs the mountains of madness.(boobs)
Dam, I would love to get a closer look at dat stairway
An ideal humorous retort that wasn’t said in the moment but has been devised after departure(up or down the stairs).
Have you had COVID?
No, but I was really sick before we knew about COVID.
Stairway humor(meaning after one has left the conversation and is rethinking a more humorous response): Hipster me- I think I had it when it no one knew about it. It was obscure then.
Clearly, anyone knows what this feels like and can produce an example. P.S. I heard about this once 2-4 years ago.