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Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??
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to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure
Keith: I posted a really average status before
Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
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Someone who lives their life for the sake of updating their social network status.
Oh, look at that status queen pounding down drinks with her own camera in her face! No question as to what is on Facebook tomorrow!
Bozo status is your status as a bozo
Alec: Bro WTF they stole my shit
Marc: Bozo status.
Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,
STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
A german keeper that always stands still when a shot is being made. Every Shot on target= Goal
why did he not make an effort to save it. Because he's a ter statue
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