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When a man ejaculates into a tissue and accidentally leaves the tissue to lay around. When it is found later, it is usually very stiff and not bendable.
Aww man! Steve left a stiff tissue on the bathroom floor!
A word meaning "awesome." or "Sick." It's basically used to describe something, but can also be used to describe someone.
YO, that car is fucking stiff-nasty brooo! I would so trade in my Mercedes for it!
A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man
A hard one.
Jenny: OMG look at that stiff cock!
Rachel: Wow it's HUGE!
1. A football stance used to keep their opponent at arms length.
2. A body gesture in which the arm is extended forward with the palm open making the arm erect,stiff, and therefore immovable, keeping people from entering your comfort zone.
3. A thing people do when they want you to ease on up out their space!
Maaannn...you see dat chicken-head over there, she came all up in my grill so I had to stiff arm her ass. Is that wrong...of course not!
Slang term for the law school course commonly referred to as Trusts & Estates (or Wills & Trusts in some areas).
Gifts and Stiffs is a useful class, but it isn't much fun, and it can be boring sometimes.