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A KFC stiffy is a great big stonking hard on brought on by the consumption of a whole bargain bucket of KFC.
"shit ive got a stonking KFC stiffy"
"i had a bargain bucket last night and my god did it give me a KFC stiffy"
"i walked into KFC last night and just the smell gave me a KFC stiffy"
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Another slang word for semen, skeet, or jizz.
Wow! There is stiffy juice all over Shirley's face.
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The stiffie a man gets when talking about a boring topic that only excites him.
Also the boner a man gets while discussing his male mentor.
Could refer to someone talking about their experiences on the USS Stockham.
"Talking about the human visual model gave the professor a stockham stiffie."
"As the man recounted his early years of training with his famous mentor, he got a stockham stiffie."
"As the sailor talked about his experience on the USS Stockham, he got so excited he developed a stockham stiffie."
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sex without a condom
really hot sex
slime
blow job
boy 1: man I fucked this girl Saturday and she gave me some wet-stiffys.
Boy 2: Lucky bastard
boy 1: yeah I'm that pimpin
boy 2: ahhhhhhhhhhh
boy 1: skeetttt
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When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.
Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.
When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.
"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"
use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know
my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy