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When you are fucking a girl missionary and you are about to ejaculate, you do it on her stomach. this gives the illusion of putting pancake batter on a skillet.
My baby batter got all the way to her face when I just wanted is to give her a stomach pancake
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stomach ache, about to crap your pants
I just at some spicy chili and now I am having a stomach jihad. Where is the toilet I am about to have a stomach jihad.
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When your burps are more disgusting than your farts.
Do you have a sour stomach? Your breath smells like actual vomit.
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when males pull their testicles out of their pants and rest it on the top of their waste band while hidden under their shirt. Then they go around asking if anyone would like to see their stomach growth.
Hey Chris I just showed Jon my stomach growth. He thought it was real.
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A form of influenza that results from catching a virus and the inflammation of the stomach and intestines, also known as gastroenteritis, and usually lasting from 1-10 days. Common symptoms are vomiting, diarrhea, fever, lack of energy, and nausea. Unfortunately, the stomach flu often leads to a series of weaker stomach illnesses and diarrhea that can last for another two to three weeks, but vomiting doesn't always occur during these "aftershocks".
Even though there are no cures or vaccinations available for this, there are still home remedies, however. These include clear, carbonated beverages including Sprite, Sierra Mist, and 7-Up. In addition, there are foods that are easy on the stomach such as crackers, chicken noodle soup, white rice, bananas, and turkey. One of the best things that can also treat it is getting lots of sleep.
On August 30, 2005, the day after the poor folks in New Orleans got struck by Hurricane Katrina, I came down with the stomach flu, and it took me three more weeks after that to fully recover.
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When you're hungry, and then start playing a video game. IE FPS or RPG. And while playing your hunger goes away.
Person 1: Dude I was so hungry, so I started playing WOW and my Gamer's Stomach stopped.
Person 2: Nice!
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A group of men united in a common goal of overcoming all odds no matter how great, usually on a softball field.
As Hollywood rounded third and headed home, the Cowboys could only watch, for this day belonged to the Stomach Monkeys.
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