Adj. When one is quite silly and sarcastic, usually at the expense of themselves but will occasionally include others in order to diminish huge egos.
Guy: Actually, research has proven my point.
Girl with sarcastic tone: I can't even with how smart you are. How are you even single? Brains and looks? You're basically a five course meal!
Guy: Lol you're too stooged.
When you're high af.
Can be a nice high or a bad high, depends on the personality.
A: Bro you okay?
B: Yeah man, I'm just hella stooged.
"Ah, there's stoog all over the floor Kenny"
"I'll stoog all over you!"
Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
Some one that acts incredibly silly and dumb yet still is able to act appropriately when needed.
Acting like a complete stooge master when being an idiot around friends, yet acting smart around family
*high schooler walks in the bathroom*
*sees his friend hitting a stoog*
he says, “yo lemme buss tha shit gang”