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A man of character and persuasion with a knack for winning. A man's man. The subject of many nightmares in the lonestar state and the conductor of the real Texas Massacre.
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An act of revenge whereby an aggrieved vagabond defecates before an enemy's doorway and pours a liberal quantity of honey over the soiled threshold.
After being banned from the parish's soup kitchen, Jake purchased a jar of honey and left a sticky Chicago stoop on the church steps.
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stooping to a low level in fear of having no bitches and inviting an acquaintance to a recreational event for the sole purpose of that indivual will bring tons of poon
"dude, all da bitties are outa town so i pulled a scoop stoop to make sure we got sum tatas in da house to mack on"
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A game that homosexuals play, usually in a cucumber patch.
My anus hurts from playing a rousing game of stoop tag last night.
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Something that is incredibly stupid.
Steve: Man, all of our friends said they can't come over tonight to hang out.
Emily: Really? That's Stoops McGoops!
Liz: Crap!
Daryn: What?
Liz: I failed my test--I'm Stoops McGoops!
Daryn: It's ok, we already knew that.
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the hardest crew in the universe known to man. you know what that means? the stoop boys are strong, and they dont take shit. so dont diss the stoop. dont mess with the universe's essential strength. i know your jealous and all and that's why u make fun but i just wanted you to get your facts straight. we don't call ourselves any old porch dwellers. we call ourselves the stoop boys. =
"Wait arent those kids the stoop boys from area code 201 that everybody is talking about?" "Nah man, those are just kids on a porch trying to be stoop boys"
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A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.
If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.
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