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Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
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Someone commonly found at a club that could potentially sabotage someone's experience; "love them and leave them", as they say. The club being their "natural habitat", the disco strangler acts as a predator hunting prey, or a partner.
Uh oh, she's dancing with the disco strangler.
The disco strangler got me and now I can't go back.
someone who has sexy and thicc thighs and uses them to kill people
look thigh strangler is behind you
The “Oak Hill Strangler” is proper nickname for the “Y” intersection that splits Hwy 290 West and HWY 71 in the southwest Austin metro area. Newer Austinites may refer this fork in the road as “The Y” or just “Oak Hill” but its appropriate name is said Strangler.
“Sorry I’m late guys, the Oak Hill Strangler got me this morning.”
The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.
Onision: hey whats that thing?
Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!
Onision: *cries* OH NOOO
When the penis resembles the look of a python, thus enabling it to easily choke its prey.
I hit that bitch with the Danglin Strangler.
It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.
RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!