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A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo
An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition
My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.
When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.
I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass
when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole
Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....
Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan
Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest