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wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.

Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.

by Upstate Dude June 18, 2020


Mid-stroker croaker

The term used for releasing flatulence (also known as farting) in the middle of masturbating.

Person 1: I experienced a mid-stroker croaker last night, totally threw off my mood.

by Sebmin July 31, 2023


wiggly stroker

When someone jerks off a flaccid penis

My boyfriend really likes a wiggly stroker for some odd reason

by TBanger69 December 20, 2016


Stroker

Child friendly version of Wanker.

What a stroker.

by Screamingditch October 8, 2021


STROKER

A Porsche driving spanner wanker that still lives at home and complains how stressful his life is.

His a Stroker

by Strokermagic August 28, 2024


Soap Stroker

A term to describe one who masturbates in the shower.

"Josh got married and now hes a fuckin' soap stroker."

by hairydolphin217 May 21, 2020


Stroker choker

The act of masturbating so hard and aggressively that your penis loses blood circulation and dies. If the genitals arnt removed as soon as possible the ball sac will swell and explode.

My friend died from a stroker choker :(...

by 👣👅 July 12, 2023